By Christopher Munroe
I’ve released a cologne!
No idea why. A company offered to create one for me and it seemed the thing to do.
Many public figures market a signature scent, for people who inexplicably want to smell like Lady GaGa or Justin Bieber in spite of never having been near enough them to know what they smell like.
I was surprised at the offer, honestly, what with the fact that I’m not famous and all.
Still, I will admit, I’m thrilled to help bring my new cologne to market.
…should any of you buy it, let me know how it smells.