How to Build a Perfect Cube
By Christopher Munroe
The corners must be ninety degrees. Exactly ninety. Eighty-nine or ninety-one won’t do. It’s important that the angles are correct, lest it isn’t a cube.
The sides, similarly, must be equal length, though what length is up to you. It’s consistency we need here, not specific measurement.
And lastly, it must exist. A cube that exists is by definition more perfect than one that doesn’t.
Also, it should be all-knowing, all-powerful, and the creator of the universe. These things also increase its perfection.
And there you have it. The perfect cube.
Now: To find a use for such a thing…