...and here's the story!
By Chris Munroe
If I understand correctly, people with cancer cook meth.
I mean, that dude from that show that one time had cancer and he cooked meth like crazy! By the end of the second season the cancer was in full remission.
I don’t completely understand what the connection between the two is, I’m not a doctor, but it was pretty clear.
Cooking and selling meth cures cancer.
I think that’s how it works, anyway. There could be something I’m missing…
But it’s all very abstract. I don’t have cancer.
I just have a lingering cold.
So: Wanna buy some crack?