“Is free will free?”
“Yes, of course it is. That’s why they call it that.”
“Like, completely free?”
“Yes, completely free.”
“Free! It’s free! It’s free will, it’s by definition free. It is the most free human will can be, I don’t understand what you’re asking. My will is free, all will is free. It’s free will!”
“Good. Then I’ll have yours, if you please.
And so she took my will, offering nothing in return.
She then commanded me to write a story about it, which you’re now reading. I’ll ask her if I hope you enjoyed it…