Test subject A took our prototype drug at 3:00pm and we settled in to observe the affects.
Three hours later he announced he was Christ risen, and had to kill pop singer Justin Bieber to avert the apocalypse. He started screaming, and continued until he passed out. He’s been alternating between screaming and drooling since.
We’re calling the project an enormous success, and will release the drug, in reduced doses, into the city water supply in the coming weeks.
We expect, with demand thus created, that our newest antipsychotic drug will be a big seller upon it’s release in October.
Tuesday, July 20, 2010
Why I Shouldn't be Allowed to Own a Pharmaceutical Company
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