I control the weather.
Expensive? Yes, but totally worth it. I designed, secretly constructed, and launched a series of satellites into orbit above my hometown. They use a system of chemicals, mirrors and lasers to manipulate air currents and precipitation.
I’d intended to use the system to blackmail the city, bend them to my will. With my boot on the neck of weather itself, none could stand against me!
Yet here I am. Behind my house, city not at my feet, sneaking a smoke before work. Drenched by the downpour.
No matter the device, I will somehow lose the remote…