I’m going to host a contest.
I’ll find a TV station to help, then start canvassing for donations to the food bank.
With each donation of canned goods you make, you’ll receive a vote as to what I’ll do for thanksgiving.
Should I receive enough votes, I’ll kill, pluck and prepare a Turkey, on TV, so you can follow along with me. I’ll then eat the Turkey.
If I receive enough votes the other way, I’ll kill and prepare a Puppy.
I’m a vegetarian, so I’m equally comfortable eating either one.
It should, at least, be an interesting academic exercise.