Assumptions Based on the Prompt “Cranberries”
By Christopher Munroe
I assume that’s what the prompt means.
I don’t understand how American holidays are structured, honestly. Our thanksgiving is your Columbus Day? I think?
Your football’s different than ours too, and it’s nearly impossible to get a proper Ceaser down there…
…and don’t get me started on baseball. If you want to watch a sport where a thing gets hit with a stick, watch hockey like normal people!
Ah well, at least your “hit-thing-with-stick” sport isn’t Cricket. I have zero idea how Cricket works…
But I digress.
My point is, it’s American Thanksgiving! Probably!
So: Thanks, Americans!