He came with a message of peace.
No, literally. Every time he came he uttered a message of peace.
A message so profound that none could deny it. The sort that, once heard, demanded obedience, and that nobody could ignore.
He spoke of peace on earth, love for all, and everyone who heard him forever changed, rededicating themselves to the benefit of all.
His message will change the world, save mankind from its own petty selfishness, start a new age where paradise reigns o’er earth.
However, he only did this when he came.
Long story short, we’re producing porn now.